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quotes[1] = "I found out she's an angel. I don't think she knows I know. I'm woried that something might happen to me if anyone ever finds out."

quotes[2] = "Every jumbled pile of person has a thinking part that wonder's what the part that isn't thinking isn't thing of."

quotes[3] = "Love see's love's happiness. But happiness can't see that love is sad."

quotes[4] = "Why the dancing, shouting, why the skrieks of pain? The lovely music, why the smell of burning autumn leaves?"

quotes[5] = "Thank you for the card with the cartoon nurse, but there's nothing wrong with me."

quotes[6] = "You didn't enjoy it you never believed it there won't be a refund you'll never go back."

quotes[7] = "Lad looks at other gals. Gal thinks Jim Bean is handsomer than lad, he isn't bad."

quotes[8] = "I don't want the world. I just want your half."

quotes[9] = "I could never sleep my way to the top, cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up."

quotes[0] = "They say love is blind. I don't think you're blind."

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